Age

I know some of you are already eighteen, others are a year or so away... today for me... was the day. There are many things I can do now: some of which I want to do, other for no reasons, and other things that I never want to do:

Want to do:
Buy a lottery ticket (win)
Buy a lighter.
Call in on tv ads where you ahve to be "18 or older to call"

Things I can do for no reason:
Buy a pack of cigarettes... then throw them out.

Things I never want to do:
Jiggles

Thanks. Goodnight.